Friday, June 19, 2020

Juneteenth

Trumpy says "I did something good: I made Juneteenth very famous" What an arrogant P.O.S. The event in and of itself isn't important enough? No! Not until 'Trumpy Bear' gets his sleazy pussy grabbing paws into it! Just the very fact that he utters the word 'Junteenth' makes it famous don't you know?

Here's a list of some other things Trump has made famous or has discovered:

1. Fire. He's been burning us ever since.
2. Indoor Plumbing. He's still full of shit.
3. Bleach. Use it internally to protect yourself from the coronavirus. Or, as in Trump's inner circle and his Mar A Lago buddies, use it topically to keep yourself lily white.
4. He made Melania famous. The only person in the world who is ignorant in 6 languages.
5. Oxygen. Hopefully he'll soon have no need for it.
6. The Gutenberg Printing Press. Although he rabidly avoids anything it has ever produced. 
7. He made Fox News famous by making it a wing of the White House. Actually I believe he wants to make it an official branch of the government. As in 'The Executive Branch', 'The Legislative Branch', 'The Judicial Branch' and 'The Fox News Branch'.
8. He made 'Bone Spurs' famous. Funny, if it weren't true.
9. He discovered the 'Vacuum Of Space'. He keeps it between his ears.
10. The wheel. He's been spinning the facts ever since.
The list goes on and on.

The only thing Trump hasn't discovered is 'The Truth'.

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