Fun And Games

Here's a little game I like to play for the few nauseating moments I can stand watching Fox News Opinion host and 'Sarcastic Sorority Mean Girl' Laura Ingraham. I call it 'Cross In Or Cross Out'. You see, when Laura hosts her News Opinion show she is wearing a large, gaudy ostentatious gold cross. Only thing is, is she wearing it inside or outside her juvenile dress or blouse? Herein lies the game. Can you guess before tuning into to her pathetic show? Is it 'In Or Out'? If it were a drinking game I'm sure the vapid fraternity boys of Fox, like Sean, Tucker or Jesse, et al. would be all in.

And why does she so pretentiously display the cross? Easy. Because you know that when Laura is exhibiting her cross anything she says must be true, righteous and good. It doesn't make a difference if she is a believer or not or whether what she is saying is factual or not. All that matters is that her viewers believe she is a good Christian, and as a good Christian how could she possibly convey anything that was not true, righteous and good?

While we're on the cross subject, what about Fox's greatest commercial supporter and Trump 'Rump Swab' Born-Again ex crackhead Mike Lindell? You know. Mr. MyPillow®. The same MyPillow® that The Better Business Bureau revoked the accreditation of, lowering its rating to an F based on a pattern of complaints by consumers. The guy who dangles his cross outside the collar of the shirts he wears no matter how high on his neck they are zipped or buttoned. Puny little thing when compared to Laura's meaty, metal statement. I wonder if it makes Mike suffer from 'Pendant Envy'? No wonder Fox likes Mike. How else could they ever sleep peacefully at night after a day of spewing their hate, crap and lies were it not for the free pillows I'm sure that Mike comps all the hosts at Fox with? 
  
Getting back to this righteousness thing, it was just a few days ago I saw Raymond Arroyo, News Director and Uber-Christian lead anchor of EWTN News, and shiny faced uncle you wouldn't want your children to be left in a room alone with, on the Laura Ingraham show. They were making fun of CNN's Chris Cuomo, in their inimitable immature grade school way. Apparently Chris' wife was taking pictures at their home when she inadvertently got a picture of Chris in the altogether outside of the window while he was in his own yard. Backside only. GASP! Oh the horror!! Of course they gleefully titter, titter displayed said picture. Mr. Arroyo just couldn't believe that a man could be naked on his own property. Never heard of such a thing. Seemed aghast at the prospect. That's right Raymond. The only way a virtuous, upstanding moral man should ever be buck naked on his own property is when he is a member of the clergy. Only in Church and only in the presence of little boys. Mama Mia! Mea Culpa!!

P.S. Ever wonder why during certain Fox supposed News programs, they have news breaks? Hmm...