Sunday, June 21, 2020

Did You Hear The One About?

President Donald Trump told supporters at a campaign rally on Saturday that he ordered to "slow down" coronavirus testing because it would lead to the identification of more cases.

White House trade adviser Peter Navarro said Sunday that President Donald Trump was only joking when he said he asked his administration to slow down coronavirus testing for the sake of optics.


Hey Grandma, did you hear the one about slowing down coronavirus testing? Grandma? Can you hear me? I think your ventilator's too loud. Hey doc can we turn that thing down? What was that? I know I'm not allowed to be in the room with her. What about if we just open the door a crack?  Grandma, can you hear me now? What? She's on life support. Oh. Hey Grandma if you can hear me just blink. Grandma? Look doc, I think I just saw her eyes move. Oh, that was just the spasm she had when you were unplugging her?


Grandma, you and Donald Trump's America have something in common. You're both on life support!


Donald Trump became President in 2016. The joke's on us!


In Trump tweet language; "So Funny, NOT SAD!!". Imagine it's misspelled for the full effect.

4 comments:

  1. That's right! Only joking! Because what America needs right now is a clown in the White House!

    On the other hand, it sure is entertaining to learn that only about 6,000 people showed up at the Tulsa rally -- I mean, so soon after the campaign's announcement that nearly a million had registered to attend. Now, that's my kind of humor!

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  2. Find your safe space now, Trump will glide to an easy slaughter of Biden. Maybe the Dems will have a brokered convention, and they'll wisely choose someone else.

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  3. Safe space, you say?

    "Trump Seeks a Cultural Safe Space Amid a Deadly Pandemic"

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/21/us/politics/trump-rally-supporters.html

    The poor results could be a harbinger for the general election. Mr. Trump and his allies fell short of attendance expectations with a strategy that exclusively relied on motivating his base of predominantly white conservatives.

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  4. Eight hours before the voting began in 2016 Hilary was up in all polls, some as high as 16%.

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