Oh, it's just that simple. I know, why don't you get the students at this Private Christian Institution to sign a "Covenant" stating that they won't get the virus.
Or a "Covenant" that if they get the virus they won't get sick.
Or if they get sick, they won't die.
Or if they die they won't do so while attending this inferior institution.
Why not make them sign a document stating that should they get sick or cause another person to get sick or die that they will not hold the College legally responsible, even though the College could have prevented such a calamity by simply waiting to reopen after a robust treatment or vaccine had been found.
Don't worry, loyal reader, I did ask the College to provide me with information as to how they were going to deal with any legal issues should they be sued for their irresponsible behavior. You guessed it. Not allowed, by law, to ask them about that either.
Now, if signing a "Covenant" won't work, how about a "Coven". We could all just use a spell to rid us of this dangerous virus; 'Double double toil and trouble/Fire burn and cauldron bubble', and all that.
How about a potion? Here's a good one:
Right wing of lame duck
Lying tongue of Trump
Jellyfish spine of Kushner
Accusatory pointing finger of Barr
Turned blind eye of virus denier
Turned other cheek of Melania
Smirk of Ingraham
Brown nose of Hannity
3 oz. Breitbart KKKoolaid
Strain through 1 unwanted Republican face mask
Into a less than half-filled glass of America
Drink up on any of the over 150,000 graves of dead victims of COVID-19
During a full moon
Facing an uncertain future
Feel safer now? I thought so!
Let's all make a "Covenant" to vote Trump out of office on November 3rd, and stick to it!!!
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