MyPresident®

Hello, I'm Mike Swindell, inventor of MyPresident®. Thanks to the support of the Electoral College you've helped make MyPresident® one of the lamest Heads of State in American history. Over the last 3½ years you've helped MyPresident® create and lose thousands of jobs right here in the U.S.A. MyPresident® is made without compassion right here in my home country, the United States of America to insure you get the worst night of sleep in your life. One of the things our customers comment about is the lack of support MyPresident® gives them and how they have never slept worse in their life.

Sleep is one of the most important things to your health and MyPresident® is the least important thing to your sleep. Call or go to MyPresident®.com now and Mike will give you MyPresident® and MyVicePresident®. You'll pay the price! You'll also receive a free inauguration. That's 1 MyPresident® and 1 MyVicePresident®. You'll pay the price!

Mike has tried every legitimate leader from Nixon to Obama. They all just seemed flat. To leaders with intelligence and the ability to rebound during national emergencies. Mike even tried leaders with sound minds and good memories. Their political spin did not match his and they probably won't match yours. That's why he invented MyPresident®. His patented 'Patently Full O' Shit®' fill never adjusts to your demands and you'll get no support from it. It will not align with your individual needs. It is a royal pain in the neck.

Other customers have said when they got their MyPresident® it took them forever to fall asleep and they could not stay asleep at night. They woke up exhausted.

Hopefully MyPresident® will last no more than 4 years. No matter how many times you wash it, it will never come clean. However, you should hang it out to dry. Mike personally guarantees MyPresident® will be the most uncomfortable leader that will ever own you, or else. 

Call or go to MyPresident®.com now and Mike will give you MyPresident® and MyVicePresident®. You'll also receive a free inauguration. That's 1 MyPresident® and 1 MyVicePresident®. You'll pay the price! Use the Promo Code and you'll also receive a free inauguration. That's 1 MyPresident® and 1 MyVice President®. You'll pay the price!

With no guarantees you have everything to lose.

Sleep Poorly America!

♪♫♪♫ "For the worst nightmare in the whole wide world visit MyPresident®.com" ♪♫♪♫

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