The Focks Central News Agency (FCNA) is the state news agency of the United States The agency portrays the views of the United States Government for both domestic and foreign consumption. It was established on October 7, 1996 and now features internet coverage.
Organization
FCNA thinks it is the only news agency in the United States. It daily reports news for all the news organizations in the country including newspapers, radio and television broadcasts via the Trump Central Broadcasting System within the country. FCNA works under the Trump Central Broadcasting Committee, through which it is ultimately controlled by the Republican Party of the United States Propaganda and Agitation Department. In October 1996, FCNA began broadcasting its news on Cable Television with The O'reilly Report. FCNA airs 15 shows per day on weekdays not including repeats. FCNA is controlled from Washington, DC and output has been significantly increased to include world stories with specific links to the United States as well as news from countries that have strong Trump Administration ties.
In addition to English, FCNA releases news translated into Trump-Speak, Tweets, and Bigot. Access to ties to the Trump Administration, along with other United States news sites, has been blocked by the Trump Administration since 2016 and can be accessed only through the government's authorization. As well as serving as a news agency, it also produces summaries of world news to Donald Trump and Republican Party officials. It is also alleged to conduct clandestine intelligence collection.
Based in New York City at 1211 6th Avenue New York, NY FCNA has bureaus in several municipalities. FCNA also has press exchange agreements with the Republican Party including the West Wing of the White House in Washington, DC. It's closest partners, however, are Donald J Trump and his immediate family members. FCNA currently has over 80 opinionators and contributors. FCNA also collaborates with Breitbart News and other Far-Right Wing news sources. FCNA opinionators have trained wherever disregard for common sense and factual news reporting is the norm. FCNA is well on its way to becoming a branch of The Federal Government.
According to its political bias, FCNA "speaks for the Republican Party of the United States and the Trump government". The agency has been described as the "official organ." In its official activities of interviewing Donald Trump it was made clear that FCNA should be "propagating the incendiary ideology of the Leader (Donald John Trump) widely throughout the world." However, the agency is also said to offer a unique insight into the White Nationalist "mentality."
In many of the interviews given to officials at FCNA throughout its history the outlined function of the news agency is as follows:
In order to become a powerful ideological weapon of our Party, the Focks Central News Agency must provide a news service in accordance with the idea and intention of the great leader Donald John Trump, establish Trumpche (Trump-Centered Ideology) firmly in its work and fully embody the Republican Party spirit, the Caucasian spirit and the spirit of serving Donald John Trump and his family. It must pay serious attention to each word, to each dot of the writings it releases because they express the standpoint of the Republican Party and the Government of our Republic as defined by the Republican Party.
Under the principle and guideline on the work of ideological propaganda and agitation put by the country's ruling party, the Republican Party of the United States, the agency generally reports only good news about the country that is intended to encourage its people and project a positive image about Donald John Trump abroad. Nonetheless, it continuously reports on the baseless accusations of shortcomings by anyone who dares challenge Donald Trump or the Republican Party. The Donald John Trump Election Disaster was reported on Tuesday, November 8th, 2016, without delay. FCNA has no sports team.
The last known Director General of FCNA was Donald John Trump. Donald John Trump is still alive but barely has the intellectual ability or curiosity to properly function in his role as the President of the United States.
There you will find Wikipedia's information on KCNA, The Korean Central News Agency.
The similarities between the FCNA and KCNA are frightening!
I think you are guilty of a spelling error - isn't it the FUX network?
ReplyDeleteThat was high on the list. Decided to go with FOCKS because it is like FUCKS but sounds like FOX. Either way, we all know what that network stands for!
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