Biden My Time

The infommercials are over! 

I watched a whole 10 minutes of the DNC, and a whopping 5 minutes of the RNC. Can I get some Peanut Butter with that Fluff?

What Pinocchio nose stuck out the most? Why, the lies and misleadings of the Repulikkkonvention of course. What visual stood out the most? Good old Donnie Boy showing his love for his supporters by cramming them in to stroke his ego. Shoulder to shoulder, no masks required. Gee, I didn't realize the pandemic was over. They should have memo'd us on that.  

Why does Trump want his supporters to get sick and die? There is only so much the Electoral College can do. He lost the popular vote by about 3,000,000 last time. If it goes to 5,000,000 or over, not even the E.C. will be able to save his sorry ass. Wait, I've got it! When he loses the election he can blame it on Covid because he can say it helped kill off the people who would have voted for him and by Trump setting up the environment for them to die he helps to cement that strategy. He's playing 3 dimensional chess again.

By this time in the campaign cycle I have lost all my sympathy for any of the Covidiots who get sick or die because they refuse to take the basic precautions to not get the virus. You know what? It serves them right! The only people I feel sorry for are the innocent victims to whom the Covidiots spread the virus to. 

Covidiots don't believe in science. So I suppose they don't believe in evolution or natural selection. Too bad for them, because the obvious is staring them in the face. Too bad the Covidiots and Trump supporters have their heads buried up their butts. Just because they like the smell of shit doesn't mean the rest of us have to. 

Natural selection is working perfectly here. Species who are too rigid, too uneducated or too unwilling to adapt die out. So it is with the Covidiot Trumpasaurus. That's OK. That will leave the rest of us to thrive and reproduce. The resources saved by the Coividiot Trumpasaurus dying out will better serve those who are superiorly equipped both mentally and physically to use them. Mother Nature never loses.

We now return to our regularly scheduled campaigns already in progress.

What has our nation turned into when we are forced to vote for another old white Christian male in order to save ourselves from the current old white Christian male? Why do we set a minimum age of 35 to run for President but we have no maximum age for a viable candidate? I don't think 67 is too unreasonable. That's full retirement age. By age 67 it is not uncommon for the first signs of dementia to begin in people who are predisposed to it. So if you get a 2 termer that's 75 when they leave office. Trump is 74 years old now. Biden, 77. Sure Biden is better equipped to handle the current situation of the USA. Yes his resumé includes being Vice-President. But trump, well, he did have a "reality" show on TV, and he can correctly identify what an elephant is, so....

Look, I am not thrilled with either candidate, but if you think Trump is better, based on how he has performed in the last 4 years, then you are a fool, or blind or deaf, or in the Covid coma that you got after attending any of the numerous Repulikkkon gatherings where social distancing and masks were not required.

Perhaps the best reason to vote for Biden is Kamala Harris. Vote Biden in and you set up a future where an educated powerful 55 year old woman becomes poised to become President. Not barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen? Oooh, that scares you Mr. Republikkkon doesn't it? How will you ever cope with cooking for yourself, cleaning up after yourself, segregating, err.., I mean, separating the lights from the darks? You ain't birthin' no babies, that's for sure!

So let's roll up our sleeves and clean house. Vote Donald Trump out of office on November 3rd!!

More Donald "Con" Trump Conspiracy Theories

I thought I was just kidding in my Donald Trump's conspiracy theories post on July 23rd, "Later On, We'll Conspire...", when I said that he believed the USPS had it in for him because: "the USPS would be the ones to oversee the delivery of mail-in ballots to their final destinations. They would thus be accomplices to fraud in Trump's twisted mind." I'm beginning to scare myself with these "predictions". I'll take my chances though and opine on some other theories Trump might be floating to save his sinking reelection ship.

Trump believes the Pythagoreans and Ancient Greeks knew back in 300 BC what he would be up to come the 2020 election. So to trip him up they invented the concept of math. This would allow people to quantify the physical world. Things like being able to tally the amount of votes one might receive in an election. Just to be sure, however, the Electoral College was invented, in case some of our realities didn't match up to other's expectations. A vote count of 62,984,828 is greater than 65,853,514. Isn't it? All those damn numbers, my head is spinning. Help me make sense out of this. I need to be enrolled in the Electoral College! (Trump said he is good with figures. I guess he was talking about his affairs with Stormy Daniels and Marla Maples.)

Around 1285 Salvino D'Armate invented glasses. Trump feels this was done on purpose and as a specific attack on his character, or lack thereof. This invention allows people to see Donald for who he truly is. Not a pretty sight. Glasses are also used to help people read and become educated. Trump is not pleased about this because it specifically targets his inability to do either. The only person Trump had no issue with in the wearing of said corrective lenses was Joe Shapiro. He's the person who most likely took Trump's SAT exams for him which allowed Trump to get into the Wharton School of The University of Pennsylvania. Of course Trump has blocked anyone from seeing any of his academic records, going so far as to threaten to sue any institution that would release them. 

As a side note, Louis J. Girard invented contact lenses in 1887 and Gholam A. Peyman invented Lasik laser corrective eye surgery in 1989. These more modern inventions are disturbing to Donald. Now he can't easily discern which individuals can see right through him just by cursory inspection.

Trump's next bugaboo: That cursed melanin thingy. What a scourge to the Donald, for without it everyone would be a nice shade of white. Why are there all these pesky darker skin tones? The numerous problems it creates for him. All these people to be disenfranchised from voting. All the bigotry and condescension he needs to maintain. Second nature for Trump, but it still requires energy which ultimately detracts from his golf game. Trouble is, he needs some of them to take care of the menial tasks at his properties. Conundrum for the dumdum? 

This last Trump conspiracy theory is real, at least for now. Donald thinks the CDC is trying to make him look bad, or at least worse, by slowing down the development and deployment of a Covid vaccine on purpose. He wants all the glory for himself. That way he can say he was the President during the greatest pandemic ever in the history of man. That he single-handedly saved the nation. Doesn't make a difference how many people get sick or die. That is not the point. He can take credit for being the sole creator of the vast scope of this tragedy by how incompetent he has been in handling the situation and then claim to be the saviour of us all when it eventually "disappears". 

'Trumphausen by Proxy'! 

"It is what it is".

P.S. For your own safety, well-being and peace of mind do not, under any circumstances, view the Repulikkkonvention. Permanent 'turn the blind-eye syndrome' and a precipitous drop in mental capacity will result. The only known treatment:

Voting Donald 'Con-John' Trump out of office on November 3rd!

Roll Up Your Arm And Bend Over!

Who better to push the extract of oleander as a cure for Covid than ex-crack addict and founder of the Better Business Bureau 'F' rated company 'MyPillow®', Mike Swindell. After all, he had an intimate relationship with, and vast knowledge of the extract of the coca plant. What few brain cells he had left were used to build his over-hyped foam pillow empire. That, and his relationship with Donald Trump, makes him an expert in the field of microbiology and one of the most respected scientists in the universe. Really, comparing anyone to Trump in their knowledge of just about anything would make them look like frickin' geniuses. 

So let's all pack up our hypodermics and get ready to meet 'the man' on some dimly lit street corner for the next best thing since hydroxychloroquine. What a rush it will be. Hey, if 'Mikey likes it' it must be good. Just make sure it's uncut. You know, get the pure stuff. I hear they'll be selling it in '8 balls'. No need to take orally, so you don't even have to remove the mask that you're not wearing.

Gosh, what if oleander extract is a gateway drug? Next thing you know some moron will tell us that ingesting bleach is a good idea. Or that putting a flashlight inside our body can cure us. Don't you just miss the good old days of laetrile and coffee enemas? "Good to the last drop"! More like, "Good until the last one of us drops".

This 'Swindell' guy is the person Trump embraces to represent his views? We all know who Trump has embraced, or pissed on, in the past. It is not a pretty picture. Try to bleach that image from your eyes!

Mike Swindell. He invented 'MyPillow®' because sleeping on the pavement was hurting his head.

Mike Lindell, MyAss®!

The sure cure for our current 'Political Pandemic':

 

Vote Donald John Trump out of office on November 3rd!!!

We'll Be Right Back...

I realize that much of my outrage towards the "media" is aimed at Focks News/Opinion and its hosts, and they deserve it. But this does not mean I am letting CNN off the hook. I already addressed my opinion on how they are portraying the pandemic. Too many pretty charts and graphs and not enough stark reality. Refer to my post "Note To CNN" published on June 28th. 

Today I want to call out CNN's hypocrisy when it comes to what products and services they advertise for creating their revenue stream. Specifically:

1. Mike Lindell's MyPillow:

This guy is the antithesis of everything CNN aspires to present as its public face. He is almost single-handedly bankrolling the Focks News/Opinion Network. They feature him and his products virtually non-stop. He is a Trump puppet and supporter. For CNN to accept advertising $$$'s from him is disingenuous at best. Remember; "Lindell is something of a quintessential figure in Trump’s orbit: a relentless TV presence with a promoter’s flare. He drew scrutiny in 2016 over his ads -- My Pillow agreed to pay $1 million after 10 California district attorneys accused the company of false advertising." The Better Business Bureau has him at an "F" rating! Is this where you have to get your money from CNN?

Worse yet, let's go to advertiser;

2. Sandals Resorts:

In this time of Covid and Black Lives Matter how can CNN, in good conscious, run commercials for Sandals Resorts? Let's cram a bunch of mostly white privileged  people into a plane and send them to Barbados. Make sure to include that token black couple for visual effect. Who will they spread the Coronavirus to next? Spin the Wheel of Misfortune and find out. Don't you just love the part of the commercial that goes "or seen a butler walk on water to please you?" A nice brown skinned boy in a tuxedo on a sweltering hot day. White gloves no less, ready to serve you. Amusing brown skinned natives at your beck and call to entertain your every whim. Only thing missing is the organ grinder. 

Interestingly enough, when you play the Sandals Resorts Barbados commercial on Youtube the next video that autoplays is a first person view of what they see while walking around the resort. All white people. The only blacks to be seen are the butlers and the service people in their uniforms. Nothing like a good old relaxing exploication, eh?

Don't tell me that the hosts at CNN, who make millions of dollars at being talking heads, have no control over this. They can speak up to these injustices. They seem to have no problem raising their voices to speak out against the hundreds of other topics that go against their political grain. Silence is compliance. 

Sometimes you need a break from your sponsors.

The Heavy (S)Hitters Of Focks

Just an observation.

The premier lineup of Focks News/Opinion hosts for your nighttime viewing displeasure are: Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Tucker Carlson.

SHIT...hmm...

Coincidence? 

I think not!

You Say Tomato And I Say... "What The Hell Is Trump Lying About Now!"

Real World: Yosemite [ yoh-sem-i-tee ] noun a valley in E. California, in the Sierra Nevada Mountains: a part of Yosemite National Park. 7 miles (11 km) long. Usage in sentence: Hey, let's go camping at Yosemite National Park. We'll bring the kids. It'll be fun!

Trump's World: Yo! Semite [ yoh, - semīt ] slang a Donald Trump shout-out to a member of the Jewish Race. Usage in sentence: Yo! Semite, how about counting my money for me. You know how I feel about blacks doing it. 

What he actually said: "Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day." And yes, he really did pronounce Yosemite as [ yoh - semīt ].

Real World: Alamo [ al-uh-moh ] noun a mission in San Antonio, Texas that was used as a fort during the Texas revolution. An example of the Alamo is the site of 187 Texan deaths in 1836. Usage in sentence: When we go to San Antonio we must make sure to visit the Alamo. It is a somber place and no photographs are allowed to be taken inside of the building.

Trump's World: A lamb-o [ ə-læm-oh] refrain in a popular Nursery Rhyme as recited by Frederick Trump to his son Donald when he was a toddler. Usage in the Nursery Rhyme: Mary had a lamb-o, a lamb-o, a lamb-o. Mary had a lamb-o. We fleeced it don't you know.

Real World: Hebrides [ heb-ri-deez ] noun a group of islands (Inner Hebrides and Outer Hebrides off the west coast of and belonging to Scotland. About 2,900 sq. mi. (7,500 sq. km). Usage in sentence: We will be vacationing to the Hebrides this summer. We hear that they are beautiful at that time of year.

Trump's World: he-brides [ hē-brīdz ] noun the term Donald Trump uses when describing the men who are to be joined in a Gay marriage. Usage in a probable Trump sentence: Gee, which one of those he-brides will be wearing the dress and which one will be wearing the tuxedo? 

How Trump really feels about Marriage Equality: Donald Trump has been a consistent opponent of marriage equality. He has embraced the nation’s most odious anti-LGBTQ law, North Carolina’s HB2, and put on the ticket Mike Pence, who has become the face of anti-LGBTQ discrimination after signing a bill to allow businesses to discriminate and deny service to LGBTQ people because of who they are or whom they love. Trump has also said he would sign the so-called First Amendment Defense Act (FADA) which would enable Kim Davis-style discrimination across the country.

Real World: hyperbole [ hīˈpərbəlē ] noun exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally. Usage in sentence: Just about everything Donald Trump has said, or will ever say, is hyperbole.

Trump's World: hyperbowl [ hīpər-bōl ] verb how Donald Trump exaggerates his prowess at bowling. Usage in sentence: Donald would say "I hyperbowled to a score of 325 yesterday!" But Donald, the highest score you can achieve in bowling is 300. "I said I hyperbowled! Didn't you hear me? What's wrong with you?! You're fired!!!"

Real World: Thailand [ taɪlænd ] noun Formerly Siam. A kingdom in SE Asia: official name of Siam 1939–45 and since 1949. 198,242 sq. mi. (513,445 sq. km). Capital: Bangkok. Usage in sentence: One of the most popular dishes of Thailand is Tom Yum Goong (spicy shrimp soup). You must try some the next time you visit.

Trump's World: thigh-land [ THī-land ] noun area of the human leg between the hip and the knee. Usage in sentence: Donald Trump had to pay Stormy Daniels $130,000 in hush money to keep her quiet after visiting her thigh-land during his illicit sexual encounter with her in 2006. The event happened within months of Melania giving birth to Barron. Trump actually did pronounce Thailand as [ THī-land ]. What an educated leader!

Trump's World: Donald Trump says he has done more for the United States than any President in history. He has done more for minorities than any President in history. Has done more to unite the citizens of the United States than any President in History. That he should be on Mount Rushmore.

Real World: Trump has done more harm to America than any other President, ever. He has done more to minorities than any other President in history. He has done more than any other President could possibly do to divide the citizens of the United States. He should be thrown off Mount Rushmore!

Ideal World: Donald John Trump voted out of office on Tuesday, November 3rd!

Cognitive Test

Trump took his test.

Now it's your turn.

Congratulations! You qualify to become President of the United States!

You have also proven that you are intelligent enough to vote Trump out of office on November 3rd.

It Is. What? It Is!

What if? What if?

January 25, 1971 - Mr. Manson, what have you to say for yourself in the murders of Sharon Tate, Jay Sebring, Abigail Folger, Wojtek Frykowski and Steven Parent?

- It is what it is.

- Well, that's alright then.

- Acquitted! You're a free man Charley. Have a great life!

September 11, 2001 - Mr. President, what say you about the killing of 2,977 innocent people as the result of terrorist attacks on this great nation?

- It is what it is.

- What leadership! Brilliant authority and command!

- There's a Nobel Peace Prize in this for you by George!

Between 1941 and 1945 - 6,000,000 Jews tortured and killed at the hands of the Nazis. How can Germany possibly explain this atrocity?

- Es ist was es ist.

- Heil Hitler!

Mid 1700's - On the land we would subsequently steal from the Native Americans. British officers’ willingness to contemplate using smallpox against the Indians. How can you possibly condone germ warfare to rid America of its indigenous people as a way to spread the Crown's Imperialism?

- It is what it is.

- Take 2 Casinos and call me in the morning.

- Put $20.00 on red.

- It, Emmit Till; Is, Atatiana Jefferson; What, Eric Garner; It, Breonna Taylor; Is, George Floyd.

August 3, 2020. The United States of America - 155,331 people dead. 4,710,282 people infected. Donald John Trump says: "It is what it is".

- Donald J. Trump.

- He is what he is.

- Narcissistic shit-stain on the fabric of America.

It is - Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020.

He was.

Tump's (sic) New Math

Donald Trump has claimed that he has done “more for minorities” than Barak Obama during his time in office.

This is a perfect example of D.T.'s misleading exaggerations and his spelling handicap. Here's how it all works:

We know that Donald exaggerates and inflates. Remember, he had the "largest audience to ever witness an inauguration", or he repeatedly claimed that he won a “landslide” Electoral College victory? Both untrue. In fact when it comes to his "landslide" claim, his margin actually ranked on the low end of the scale in modern presidential elections.

As far as his misspellings go, we have: "smocking gun", "hamberders" "global waming", "Prince of Whales", etc., etc., etc.

 

Let's put on our decoder rings.

When Trump says he has done "more for minorities" what it really translates to is that he has done "more to minorities". Trump is good with figures, so he says, therefore: two X two = four. Easy, right? Now, let's look at this in light of Trump's spelling handicap: to X to = for. Or, to exaggerated by to equals for. With me so far? 

Putting it all together we see that: 

1. Trump inflates and exaggerates.

2. He's good with figures, so he says.

3. He's a lousy speller.

Conclusion:

When Trump says he is doing or has done something for someone what he really means is, he is doing or has done something to someone. This formula works surprisingly well in several instances. For example:

1. Trump told the Christian Broadcasting Network that evangelicals are "going to show up for me" on Election Day "because nobody's done more for Christians or evangelicals or frankly religion than I have." This really means: Trump told the Christian Broadcasting Network that evangelicals are "going to show up for me" on Election Day "because nobody's done more to Christians or evangelicals or frankly religion than I have." Easily proven by his past and present immoral behavior.

2. Mr. Trump claimed on Twitter to have done more for black Americans than any president since Abraham Lincoln. This decodes to: Mr. Trump claimed on Twitter to have done more to black Americans than any president since Abraham Lincoln. Proven by his racist attitudes and his complicity with White Nationalists. 

And our original:

3. Donald Trump has claimed that he has done “more for minorities” than Barak Obama during his time in office. Meaning he has done "more to minorities" than Barak Obama during his time in office. Proven by how he treats women of color or how he makes fun of people with disabilities. (Remember how he mocked New York Times reporter Serge Kovaleski?) What about his Pocahontas comments concerning Elizabeth Warren? I bet Native Americans loved that. 

Even Eric Trump uses this formula when he says his father has done more for the relationship with North Korea than 'any President ever'. Translated: His father has done more to the relationship with North Korea than 'any President ever'. Proven by the fact that Kim Jong-un is no longer interested in meetings with the U.S.

One more thing. When a person is quoted exactly and the spelling of a word is non-standard or wrong the Latin adverb sic is used. For example when Trump tweeted that the number of burgers he purchased had grown again to “over 1000 hamberders etc.”, it would be quoted exactly as “over 1000 hamberders (sic) etc.” The '(sic)' indicates that the quote is verbatim including the misspelling. So If I said "Donald Tump is a moron" you could quote me as saying "Donald Tump (sic) is a moron." Mind you the spelling of 'Tump' is incorrect. The fact that he is a moron is not.

We could further state:

Donald Tump (sic).

Donald Trump (sick).

Both would be correct.

Let's do something to Trump on November 3rd. Vote for Biden.