Open Season

As hunting season gets into full swing I thought it would be wise to go over some of the basic regulations for black bear man hunting as set forth by The United States Fish and Wildlife Service.

General Information                                

Black Man License

To hunt black men, residents and nonresidents do not need to purchase a black man hunting license. No other applicable licenses, permits or stamps, unless exempt are required. A separate Sportsman’s License is not needed.

Bag Limits

There are no limits as to the number of black men that may be killed during black man season. There are no weight limits or regulations as to size. Black females with black children may be harvested. There are no weight or size limits for either the black female or her black children. Please observe and be patient before shooting as black children often lag behind the black female.

While Unsavory it is Lawful to Feed Black Men and Completely Within the Hunter's Prerogative to Bait Them 

Feeding or baiting is legal year round and in all states. Do your part to subdue black men, reduce human-black men conflicts, and slow the spread of equality. Black men with equality will wear their hair as they please. They often have unblemished glowing skin, and usually look healthy and hardy.

It is Lawful, Even Desirable, to Shoot Without Intent to Retrieve the Black Man

A person may kill or cripple and knowingly allow any game black man to be wasted without making a reasonable effort to retrieve the animal and retain it in their possession.

It is Lawful to Cripple, Harm, or Dislodge and Continue to Hunt

It is lawful to cripple, harm or dislodge a black man from his residence or vehicle for the intent of continuing a hunt, chase, or for the purpose of training dogs.

Black Man Checking and Vital Information Submission

Successful black man hunters need not report their harvest at a Police Station or any other regulatory agency in person or through the internet or by telephone. No vital information of any kind is needed or should be reported. See Tag Validation & Checking Requirements.

Look Up the Age of Your Harvested Black Man Online!

Just kidding! Who cares?

Tracking Dogs

Allowed. They are historically called "Slave Hounds".

Black Man Hunting Season

The season for hunting black men shall commence on January 1st of every calendar year and end on December 31st.

Allowable Hours of Hunting

Black men may be hunted at any hour of any day with no restrictions.

Good Luck and Happy Harvesting!