In light of Trump's Covid diagnosis some new campaign slogans are in order:
1. 'The Ill of the People'
2. 'Trump: Going Viral'
3. 'Walter Reed 'Em and Weep'
4. 'Sick-o-phants for Trump'
5. 'Trump's Optimism, Simply Contagious'
6. 'I Can't Breathe'
7. 'Who is that Unmasked Man? The Lone Deranger'
8. 'Repulicontagious!'
9. 'Trump: Sooner than Ventilator'
10. 'Carpe Diam: Di-Sease the Day'
11. 'Trump's Campaign; Nothing to Sneeze At'
12. 'Gasping at Straws'
13. 'The Host with the Most'
14. 'Pandemocracy at Work'
15. 'The Trump Contami-Nation'
16. If you're under 20: 'Quaranteens for Trump'
17. 'The Di-Season of Trump'
18. 'Coffin Up the Vote for Trump'
19. 'Up to Our Immun-Eyes in Trump'
20. 'Drinking Up at the Un-Well. Voting for Trump'
21. 'It's Hard to be Negative when Trump is Positive'
Disinfect America.
It's not too inocu-late.
Vote the disease out of office on November 3rd!
